Plain speaker, so here it is plainly. I had braced for a fortnight of misery. I read the leaflet twice, told my wife where the bucket was, took the Friday off work, and cancelled a lunch.
Nothing happened.
Slight headache on the Saturday which may well have been the two coffees I did not need. Went off toast for a bit on the Sunday. That is the entire report. I spent the whole week waiting for the thing to arrive and it did not arrive, and by Thursday I had started to wonder whether it was working at all, which I recognise is an absurd thing to be disappointed about.
What I actually want to say is that I could not find a single account of a boring first week anywhere online before I started. Everything I read was either a disaster or a miracle. So this is me putting a boring one on the record, in case somebody else is sitting there on the Thursday of week one feeling oddly cheated.
Second thing, more of a question. Does the quiet first week mean anything? I have decided it does not mean anything and I would like somebody to tell me I am right, or that I am wrong, either is fine.
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